Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap

I never wanted to write these stupid website descriptions.  I've always wanted to be  ... a  Lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The Giant Redwood! The Larch! The Fir! The Mighty Scotch Pine1 The smell of fresh cut timber!  With my best girlie at my side and we'd sing ... sing ...

Oooohhhhhh .... I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and work all day.  I cut down trees, i eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory!

The I'd use Lumberjack Soap for the refreshing, manly scent.

Trivia:  Most Canadians call it the washroom. Also, don't ask for canadian bacon on your pizza in Canada.  They won't know what you're talking about.  Don't ask me how i know this.